MELOTEL RAP 2020 (LYRICS)

MELOTEL RAP 2020 (LYRICS)

Let’s talk about value, and how you could never really get it
From these pathetic providers entirely synthetic

You’re better off using your credit or debit card
To bet on a large horse that’s three legged and coughs

You’ll go much further with the phone services
From MeloTel, we make your dough worth it kid!

See our phones are free, it’s true bro, trust me
For set up and activation there is no such fee

Surely a much a better investment
Not just cost-effective, a perfected

Style of customer service, they frustrated, nervous
Scared that compared to our company, they’re worthless

Find a new purpose, they should
Bottom line, they are just no good

Our costs are low but value is high to summarize
But one thing before you ditch the other guys…

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Let’s talk about technology, yes, follow me you’re probably
Using old telephony, you better get apologies

From your provider, ‘cause you wanna be using VoIP
That landline life, don’t approve that noise

Expand your reaches, we got more outstanding features
Than sand on beaches

But to each his own, to speak on phones
You don’t need your office or to be at home

So do you wanna tell your current company to kick rocks?
And start getting voicemails in your inbox

You don’t need some old phone to chat
Use our mobile app, yo can you roll with that?

You don’t really need to get your fingertips involved
It’s so simple all you need is Click 2 Call

Record every convo or listen live
What else you wanna know before you switch and slide?

Call one triple eight MeloTel. triple w dot MeloTel.
One, triple eight MeloTel. triple w dot MeloTel.
Call one triple eight MeloTel. triple w dot MeloTel.
One, triple eight MeloTel. triple w dot MeloTel.

Let’s talk about service, the word is to them you’re a number
Would they wonder if you slumbered six feet under?

But with MeloTel we say hello, well,
Whatever you need, we work it out like a kettle bell

Get to know you on a first name basis
And at worst, the case if we don’t know your faces

We visit your places of business, connect your systems
Provide top-notch assistance

Whoo! Do everything lickety-split
As soon as our digits are hit, wicked help you will get

Immediate, quick, legit, you can trust we’re the best ‘cause
A professor could not test us

Huh! So let’s do a quick review
With MeloTel you, get better value,

Better technology and better service so.
Call your old provider and tell ‘em where to go!

Call one triple eight MeloTel. triple w dot MeloTel.
One, triple eight MeloTel. triple w dot MeloTel.
Call one triple eight MeloTel. triple w dot MeloTel.
One, triple eight MeloTel. triple w dot MeloTel.

That’s dot com, sucker!

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